{"id":86,"date":"2021-05-05T10:57:52","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T10:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/05\/when-your-driver-wont-stop-talking-about-coronavirus\/"},"modified":"2021-05-05T10:57:52","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T10:57:52","slug":"when-your-driver-wont-stop-talking-about-coronavirus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/05\/when-your-driver-wont-stop-talking-about-coronavirus\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Driver Won\u2019t Stop Talking About Coronavirus"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every time Donald Trump gives a speech, there\u2019s a profoundly uncomfortable feeling that washes over you – a feeling that\u2019s familiar, but hard to place. Is it Deja Vu? Have you been here before? What is he talking about? How is he simultaneously the person who is supposed<\/em> to be speaking as President of The United States of America, and<\/em> the person who makes all of these insane claims about windmills?<\/p>\n

You have felt this way before, and it\u2019s your cab driver. The one who won\u2019t shut up about some conspiracy theory he fell into on youtube, and the guy he knows who verified the whole thing. First it\u2019s Wind Powe<\/a>r, then it\u2019s North Korea<\/a>, and now this. He can\u2019t shut up, and you can\u2019t move. And yet, you also can\u2019t look away. Time has stopped, and for the length of this car ride, you\u2019re stuck in a waking nightmare.<\/p>\n

Well now you can relive this pain any time you want, because we\u2019ve taken Trump\u2019s actual words and rendered the scene playing out in your subconscious in beautiful 3D animation! Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Actor: <\/strong>Bryan Wieder<\/p>\n

Writer: <\/strong>Ben Rosen<\/p>\n

Director\/Animator:<\/strong> Bryan Wieder<\/p>\n

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Every time Donald Trump gives a speech, there\u2019s a profoundly uncomfortable feeling that washes over you – a feeling that\u2019s familiar, but hard to place. Is it Deja Vu? Have you been here before? What is he talking about? How is he simultaneously the person who is supposed to be speaking as President of The … <\/p>\n

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