{"id":100,"date":"2021-05-12T19:06:50","date_gmt":"2021-05-12T19:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/12\/these-signs-made-me-laugh-so-hard-im-sweating\/"},"modified":"2021-05-12T19:06:50","modified_gmt":"2021-05-12T19:06:50","slug":"these-signs-made-me-laugh-so-hard-im-sweating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/12\/these-signs-made-me-laugh-so-hard-im-sweating\/","title":{"rendered":"These Signs Made Me Laugh So Hard I\u2019m Sweating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"MZunX6\">Comedy, like all art, is subjective. What tickles the ol\u2019 funny bone for you may be crickets for somebody else, and that\u2019s fine! There are a few things, however, that damn near everybody is guaranteed to at least chuckle at.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"GGgdXa\">For example, everyone loves a good word fumble.<\/h3>\n<p id=\"BQi2RD\">You know, things like when you go to say \u201cgood\u201d and \u201cgreat\u201d at the same time and end up saying \u201cgrood\u201d. Or when third graders try to write out how proficient their parents are in the kitchen and \u201ccook\u201d becomes \u201ccock\u201d. Sometimes there doesn\u2019t even have to be a mistake for words to be funny, the other day I saw an ad for a company called \u201cBibme, a Chegg service\u201d, and holy mother of god that combination of words made me laugh so hard I almost puked.<\/p>\n<h5 id=\"JrjFfp\">Go on, try and say \u201cBIBME, A CHEGG SERVICE\u201d out loud without laughing. I dare you.<\/h5>\n<p id=\"3u4ieC\">There are few things on earth as well-known and reliable for providing top quality word fumbles or just generally hilarious phrases as letterboard signs outside of businesses, and luckily for all of us, some generous soul by the name of Ghobsmacka on Twitter has compiled dozens of them in one place so we may all bust a gut together.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"A13gLP\">\n<h3 id=\"XeGMiT\">GET YOUR SHONGLES SHIT TODAY<\/h3>\n<div id=\"v1AwLz\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thread of fucked up fast food signs it&#8217;s worth it I promise <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1dWhE4blnW\">pic.twitter.com\/1dWhE4blnW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563845378695172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"ze3f4n\">\n<h3 id=\"5YraOh\">TRY THE NEW<\/h3>\n<h3 id=\"ntB3I9\">PEE DONUTS<\/h3>\n<div id=\"IlLKE3\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pee Donuts <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VzqBNYa8v3\">pic.twitter.com\/VzqBNYa8v3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563885010665475?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"eVLKQf\">\n<h3 id=\"fb8ELd\">WOW<\/h3>\n<h3 id=\"TxYuDq\">COME IN<\/h3>\n<div id=\"vdqg5Q\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">wow<\/p>\n<p>come   In <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/AL5ZQfw5WP\">pic.twitter.com\/AL5ZQfw5WP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563893592260609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"d3cyNu\">\n<h3 id=\"US3VgU\">This seems like a perfectly appropriate message to me<\/h3>\n<div id=\"NpE1lT\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">A more appropriate message <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9rKxdw23U4\">pic.twitter.com\/9rKxdw23U4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563922109337603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"PvDArh\">\n<h3 id=\"NbGbg0\">WE DO GOT FISH<\/h3>\n<div id=\"YRnVXC\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thank god <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/O7TH2iFJeo\">pic.twitter.com\/O7TH2iFJeo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563957316341766?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"rjEL1L\">\n<h3 id=\"sQH4pD\">B U C K E T<\/h3>\n<div id=\"qUEAZH\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">BUCKET <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/viglkj2xDu\">pic.twitter.com\/viglkj2xDu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghob-swag-a (@Ghobsmacka) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ghobsmacka\/status\/1362563965667192832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"zfF9Cv\">\n<h3 id=\"Cg6G1w\">RIED PICLES ARE BACK GET THE NO<\/h3>\n<div id=\"NVb1du\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VYsIPJxk8w\">pic.twitter.com\/VYsIPJxk8w<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sean (@Seanbatz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Seanbatz\/status\/1362784916057055232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"DJCpx3\">\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"YX6SyZ\">Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"mL7BgD\"><em>HAM<\/em><\/h3>\n<div id=\"6vKee0\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xnEdy9XUyr\">pic.twitter.com\/xnEdy9XUyr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 MMMoose (@thenotsid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thenotsid\/status\/1362618245782458371?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"f2dMKd\">\n<h3 id=\"m0zlQJ\">This must be the remix<\/h3>\n<div id=\"XQGEzz\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2qocuPqXp0\">pic.twitter.com\/2qocuPqXp0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rowen \/\/ BLM (@dennygorbzalez) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dennygorbzalez\/status\/1362767726540914688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 19, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"F9qGad\">\n<p id=\"Dp60Hb\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comedy, like all art, is subjective. What tickles the ol\u2019 funny bone for you may be crickets for somebody else, and that\u2019s fine! There are a few things, however, that damn near everybody is guaranteed to at least chuckle at. For example, everyone loves a good word fumble. You know, things like when you go &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/12\/these-signs-made-me-laugh-so-hard-im-sweating\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;These Signs Made Me Laugh So Hard I\u2019m Sweating&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":101,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}