{"id":104,"date":"2021-05-14T19:35:34","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T19:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/14\/rat-bastard-ted-cruz-continues-to-be-a-rat-bastard\/"},"modified":"2021-05-14T19:35:34","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T19:35:34","slug":"rat-bastard-ted-cruz-continues-to-be-a-rat-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/14\/rat-bastard-ted-cruz-continues-to-be-a-rat-bastard\/","title":{"rendered":"Rat Bastard Ted Cruz Continues To Be A Rat Bastard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"W8HHBf\">As if a global pandemic wasn\u2019t enough, a polar vortex has swept most of the continental US, bringing with it dangerous icy conditions and record breaking cold. Although Texas Senator and frumpy off-brand Wolverine <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tedcruz\/status\/1296134869320380419\">Ted Cruz laughed at the California wildfires<\/a> and how they impacted the state\u2019s power grid just seven months ago, in a turning of the tables nobody wanted regardless of how you feel about him, Texas\u2019 independent power grid run on all the fossil fuels and none of the regulation that Ted Cruz boasted would <em>never<\/em> fail, has failed. Massively.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"TqqQtI\">Over three million Texans have been without power for days, no heat, no running water, pipes freezing and bursting, bare grocery store shelves. Don\u2019t worry though, king rat fucker Ted Cruz found the perfect solution to beat the cold! Going to Cancun!<\/p>\n<div id=\"2HAomM\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Well Senator Cruz is flying to Cancun while millions of Texans do not have electricity <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Priorities?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Priorities<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ThanksforNothingSenator?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ThanksforNothingSenator<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ProjectLincoln?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@ProjectLincoln<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keithedwards?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@keithedwards<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shannonrwatts?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@shannonrwatts<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/X1fRqOie6l\">pic.twitter.com\/X1fRqOie6l<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Juan Gomez (@Juan_Gomez18) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Juan_Gomez18\/status\/1362219617997873154?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<h3 id=\"mQlQAp\">Oh, I\u2019m sorry, did you think I meant he found a solution to help his constituents? Ha! What an idea.<\/h3>\n<p id=\"OkLwEz\">After being caught in ultra HD and rightfully chewed the hell out by hundreds of thousands of people online (proof that bullying works), this slug in human form booked a return flight from Cancun the following day and released a statement claiming that he wasn\u2019t going to <em>stay<\/em> in Mexico, he was merely <em>dropping his daughters off there<\/em> because he <em>wanted to be a good dad<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"aIj41k\">He just <em>happened<\/em> to also pack a full suitcase and a beach tote to escort his kids on a 2.5 hour flight and then come right back. <\/p>\n<h3 id=\"Z7gncw\">You know, as one does.<\/h3>\n<p id=\"IY1J3G\">Coming back to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VaughnHillyard\/status\/1362464519042326528\">the completely organic, farm fresh bullshit statement<\/a> he released, his plan to try and cover his own ass was <strong>literally blaming his daughters.<\/strong> I\u2019m not a parent, but I\u2019m positive that <strong>throwing your children under the bus when you royally fuck up<\/strong> isn\u2019t in the guide book. Are we sure Ted Cruz isn\u2019t actually just a human skin suit stuffed full of bugs? Is he a goblin that was ripped from the pages of an old European storybook intended to scare children? While we may never know for sure how it\u2019s possible for a man to survive with a backbone made entirely of soft, room temperature butter, it is safe to assume that an actual stick of butter would make for a better Senator than Ted Cruz.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"0qR2ye\">\n<h4 id=\"IiLEj4\">Here\u2019s how you can help Texans right now:<\/h4>\n<div id=\"UrMRBZ\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Texas mutual aid funds you can donate to right now on Venmo and help someone live through this week: <\/p>\n<p>Dallas: @ feedthepeopledallas<br \/>Houston: @ mutualaidhou<br \/>Austin:  @ austinmutualaidhotels<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mckinneykelsey\/status\/1361802605098319878?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 16, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<div id=\"ElYENu\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">People First Future is asking our supporters to pitch in to feed Texans during this crisis.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve set a $50,000 goal to support <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FeedingTexas?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@FeedingTexas<\/a>. Can you help put food on the table for struggling Texans? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vPDXxMArhj\">https:\/\/t.co\/vPDXxMArhj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Juli\u00e1n Castro (@JulianCastro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JulianCastro\/status\/1362448311576375297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<p id=\"G1VGBA\">Donate to multiple organizations providing relief for Texans at once <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.actblue.com\/donate\/aoc-social-20210218\/\">through Act Blue<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if a global pandemic wasn\u2019t enough, a polar vortex has swept most of the continental US, bringing with it dangerous icy conditions and record breaking cold. Although Texas Senator and frumpy off-brand Wolverine Ted Cruz laughed at the California wildfires and how they impacted the state\u2019s power grid just seven months ago, in a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/14\/rat-bastard-ted-cruz-continues-to-be-a-rat-bastard\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rat Bastard Ted Cruz Continues To Be A Rat Bastard&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":105,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}