{"id":114,"date":"2021-05-19T22:33:12","date_gmt":"2021-05-19T22:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/19\/this-cat-is-doing-his-best-ok\/"},"modified":"2021-05-19T22:33:12","modified_gmt":"2021-05-19T22:33:12","slug":"this-cat-is-doing-his-best-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/19\/this-cat-is-doing-his-best-ok\/","title":{"rendered":"This Cat Is Doing His Best, Ok"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"2Iv989\">\n<p id=\"bCsaYP\">Listen. The pandemic has been hard on everyone, and we\u2019ve all been coping in different ways. Probably somewhere around 30% of Americans have become addicted to baking sourdough bread, I\u2019ve become way too emotionally invested in the lives of the birds that come to my bird feeder and a lot more lenient about the definition of \u201cclean\u201d laundry, and the other day I saw a guy drop his keys twice in a row on the sidewalk and scream \u201cFUUUUUUCK\u201d. <\/p>\n<p id=\"G4k0id\">We\u2019re all going through it, and I\u2019m not an expert but who am I to not extend that sentiment to involve our pets? I know for a fact my dog is tired of staring at my face all the time, based on how much time he spends actively not looking at me and instead staring out the window now. And I can only imagine this much time forced inside with their humans has made the cats of the world more than a little crazy.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"39jHPf\">So who am I to judge this cat who is zoned the hell out as he \u201cdrinks\u201d water?<\/h3>\n<div id=\"uMCuXb\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">so my cats an idiot <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GiBx4ua67j\">pic.twitter.com\/GiBx4ua67j<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sarah   (@lunarcrossing_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lunarcrossing_\/status\/1356714535734956036?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/div>\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"fnRk9d\">Sure, he\u2019s not <em>drinking<\/em> the water, but he seems content enough. <\/p>\n<h3 id=\"GBFc28\">No drinks, only vibes.<\/h3>\n<p id=\"URkOFF\">Is he an idiot as his human claims? That\u2019s definitely a possibility. But my brain has also been reduced to, like, three cells max over the last year, so I ask you: who amongst us is NOT an idiot? Something to ponder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen. The pandemic has been hard on everyone, and we\u2019ve all been coping in different ways. Probably somewhere around 30% of Americans have become addicted to baking sourdough bread, I\u2019ve become way too emotionally invested in the lives of the birds that come to my bird feeder and a lot more lenient about the definition &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/19\/this-cat-is-doing-his-best-ok\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This Cat Is Doing His Best, Ok&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}