{"id":40,"date":"2021-04-11T08:30:59","date_gmt":"2021-04-11T08:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/11\/the-ship-is-free-why-am-i-so-sad\/"},"modified":"2021-04-11T08:30:59","modified_gmt":"2021-04-11T08:30:59","slug":"the-ship-is-free-why-am-i-so-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/11\/the-ship-is-free-why-am-i-so-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ship Is Free, Why Am I So Sad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week the world was captivated by Ever Given, the cargo ship that became lodged in the Suez Canal, effectively halting 12% of the world\u2019s trade for a full work week. This caused many people to say, \u201cHey, perhaps it\u2019s not very good that a single waterway\u2019s functionality can make or break a sizeable chunk of global trade.\u201d <\/p>\n

But then a much more important revelation was made, which was that Ever Given\u2019s final course before getting stuck in the canal drew a giant dick and ass in the Red Sea.<\/p>\n

\"\" <\/source><\/picture> <\/span> <\/span> Vessel Finder<\/a><\/cite> <\/span> <\/figure>\n

There was never an official comment given by the crew or Evergreen Marine, the company to which the ship is registered, on why this impressively detailed course was charted, but that\u2019s fine. We don\u2019t need an answer, all that matters is that it happened.<\/p>\n

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\"\" <\/source><\/picture> <\/span> <\/span> Suez Canal Authority<\/cite> <\/span> <\/figure>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

The next updates in this ridiculous saga came from the Suez Canal Authority, which included a picture of the single excavator being used to try and dig this colossal ship out of the canal in superb Little Toaster That Could fashion, and a series of weird sizzle reels with intense music that answered exactly zero questions.<\/p>\n

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The Suez Canal Authority hasn\u2019t gotten the ship unstuck yet but they did make this great sizzle reel of them not getting the ship unstuck set to what sounds like a royalty-free version of the Tenet soundtrack https:\/\/t.co\/WEf27ekums<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/ZRTeO3m7yU<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) March 25, 2021<\/a> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n