Well, this comes as sad news to Mr. Trump and extremely inconsequential news to everyone else, in fact it\u2019s pretty generous to call this \u201cnews\u201d at all but hey man, we\u2019ve been in a pandemic for over a year now and it\u2019s hard to find entertaining stuff to write about when everybody\u2019s inside and literally nothing happens. It\u2019s either this or making you all read in-depth reporting on the drama at the bird feeder outside. (Lesser goldfinches have recently moved in and the house finches who run this spot are being pretty huge dicks about it.)<\/p>\n
Look, what I\u2019m trying to say is I\u2019m doing my best<\/em>. <\/p>\n The wax figure of Donald Trump at Louis Tussaud\u2019s Waxworks in San Antonio recently had to be removed from the museum display and put into storage because guests of the museum couldn\u2019t stop beating the hell out of it. According to regional manager for Ripley Entertainment<\/a>, Clay Stewart, museum-goers had cleaned Trump\u2019s waxy clock badly enough to leave \u201cdeep marks\u201d requiring he be moved to storage. It\u2019s unclear how the addition of more deep, waxy marks made Mr. Trump appear less<\/em> realistic, especially considering this is what the original figure looks like.<\/p>\nA n y w a y ,<\/em><\/h3>\n