{"id":58,"date":"2021-04-20T19:01:23","date_gmt":"2021-04-20T19:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/20\/this-woman-does-her-makeup-on-edibles-and-i-am-in-physical-pain\/"},"modified":"2021-04-20T19:01:23","modified_gmt":"2021-04-20T19:01:23","slug":"this-woman-does-her-makeup-on-edibles-and-i-am-in-physical-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/20\/this-woman-does-her-makeup-on-edibles-and-i-am-in-physical-pain\/","title":{"rendered":"This Woman Does Her Makeup On Edibles And I Am In Physical Pain"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"MYi2oZ\">\n<p id=\"OlSciJ\">Although makeup artists on YouTube and beauty vloggers make it look super simple, anyone who\u2019s attempted to do their own costume makeup will tell you that it is <em>not<\/em> <em>easy<\/em>. You have to be a master of symmetry, have the patience of a saint, the precision of a surgeon, and a pretty firm grasp on shading and color theory. <\/p>\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"elEKjT\">That\u2019s why a lot of people go to school in order to become a pro at it, and why a lot of other folks just wear masks on Halloween \u2014 this shit is hard! <\/p>\n<p id=\"YAxPZe\">One woman, though, decided that she wanted to give herself an extra challenge when it came to this already-hefty task. Brandi TV, as she is known on YouTube, wanted to embark on a series of costume makeup tutorial videos. There\u2019s a twist, however.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"gWRG7f\">Before she begins, she gets high as balls.<\/h3>\n<p id=\"dTZx4I\">And when I say \u201chigh as balls\u201d I don\u2019t mean she takes a few impressive bong hits before plunking down in front of the camera. No, no. Brandi chows down on edibles. Now, I don\u2019t know about the rest of you, but my most distinct memory of edibles was being totally fine, still being totally fine, <em>blacking out<\/em>, and then being perched on top of the back of a couch like a cat while cradling a box of Ritz crackers.<\/p>\n<p id=\"ptixwl\">Being able to accomplish <em>literally anything<\/em> on edibles is impressive, which is perfectly illustrated <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DUPLDFbEIn0\">in one video<\/a> when Brandi tries to read the label on her foundation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p-large-text\" id=\"qkips8\">\u201cClassic fass pai\u2014<br \/>Classic fass paint<br \/>Classic FOSS???<br \/>*sigh*<br \/><em><strong>Classic face paint.<\/strong><\/em><strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"VbjrRX\">\n<div style=\"left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\"><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JKj57JzZD2g?rel=0\" style=\"border: 0; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" scrolling=\"no\" allow=\"encrypted-media; accelerometer; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although makeup artists on YouTube and beauty vloggers make it look super simple, anyone who\u2019s attempted to do their own costume makeup will tell you that it is not easy. 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