{"id":74,"date":"2021-04-29T06:16:44","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T06:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/29\/a-scottish-man-drunkenly-woke-up-in-a-strangers-house-and-its-the-most-hilarious-party-story-ever\/"},"modified":"2021-04-29T06:16:44","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T06:16:44","slug":"a-scottish-man-drunkenly-woke-up-in-a-strangers-house-and-its-the-most-hilarious-party-story-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/29\/a-scottish-man-drunkenly-woke-up-in-a-strangers-house-and-its-the-most-hilarious-party-story-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"A Scottish Man Drunkenly Woke Up In A Stranger\u2019s House And It\u2019s The Most Hilarious Party Story Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"hkV7YP\"><em><strong>Originally published April 18, 2019<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p id=\"xfhNyL\">We\u2019ve each had our fair share of crazy nights and found ourselves the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol seeping through our pores, wondering, \u201cughhhhhh, what <em>happened?<\/em>\u201d But have you ever partied so hard you woke up in <strong>entirely the wrong house?<\/strong> The answer for most, I\u2019m sure, is \u201cno\u201d \u2014 but not for this guy. <\/p>\n<p id=\"lrqmSJ\">In a video posted to Facebook that\u2019s so funny it\u2019s literally impossible to get through without laughing, a Scottish man explains how he ended up in a stranger\u2019s home, although even <em>he <\/em>can barely get through the story himself because he\u2019s cracking up so much.<\/p>\n<p id=\"t5Bn5g\">\u201cThis couple have woke me up, right, and went, \u2018who are you?\u2019 and I\u2019m like, \u2018what are you talking about? I was at this party last night here,\u2019 and they were like, <strong>\u2018trust me, there was no party here last night \u2014 you just woke up on our couch\u2019<\/strong>\u201d <\/p>\n<p id=\"zdpGbZ\">He explains that he tried to get a taxi home from this party but missed it, so he turned around to go back into the house, except he <em>accidentally went into the neighbor\u2019s house<\/em> and even DRUNKENLY MADE HIMSELF A POT OF NOODLES. <\/p>\n<p id=\"0LrCPB\">Luckily for him, the couple who live in the house not only got a kick out of it, but even woke him up with a cup of tea and a cigarette. <\/p>\n<div id=\"yPTR1d\">\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p> <script async=\"1\" defer crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&#038;version=v3.2\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-video\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scottishbanter1\/videos\/2323738911283397\/?v=2323738911283397\">\n<blockquote cite=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scottishbanter1\/videos\/2323738911283397\/\" class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\"><p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scottishbanter1\/videos\/2323738911283397\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This story of waking up in the wrong house will make your day   <\/p>\n<p>Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scottishbanter1\/\">Scottish Banter<\/a> on Tuesday, April 16, 2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<hr class=\"p-entry-hr\" id=\"owmHke\">\n<h5 id=\"YHkH9n\"> <em>You can watch the full video <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/scottishbanter1\/videos\/2323738911283397\/?v=2323738911283397\"><em>here<\/em><\/a> <\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published April 18, 2019 We\u2019ve each had our fair share of crazy nights and found ourselves the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol seeping through our pores, wondering, \u201cughhhhhh, what happened?\u201d But have you ever partied so hard you woke up in entirely the wrong house? The answer for most, I\u2019m sure, is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/04\/29\/a-scottish-man-drunkenly-woke-up-in-a-strangers-house-and-its-the-most-hilarious-party-story-ever\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Scottish Man Drunkenly Woke Up In A Stranger\u2019s House And It\u2019s The Most Hilarious Party Story Ever&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}