{"id":88,"date":"2021-05-06T11:16:35","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T11:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/06\/the-cooties-wrote-a-song-about-how-fast-food-chains-are-on-every-corner-in-the-usa\/"},"modified":"2021-05-06T11:16:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T11:16:35","slug":"the-cooties-wrote-a-song-about-how-fast-food-chains-are-on-every-corner-in-the-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/crawlomatic-test\/blog\/2021\/05\/06\/the-cooties-wrote-a-song-about-how-fast-food-chains-are-on-every-corner-in-the-usa\/","title":{"rendered":"“The Cooties” Wrote A Song About How Fast Food Chains Are On Every Corner In The USA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember when eating fast food used to be fun?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Over the past few decades, fast food and superstores have become a fairly universal (and often nostalgic) part of people\u2019s hometown experiences. There was probably a 24-hour franchised diner that you and your friends would hang out at on Friday nights, and there was always one or two corporate stores with huge parking lots that were used for a multitude of activities (watching the 4th of July fireworks, making out with your significant other, smoking pot, etc)<\/p>\n

But the magic of these big-box stores and Ken-Taco-Huts faded when we started to see these same franchises in every city, every town – and in some instances – across the street from each other. <\/p>\n

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Shrek 2 is 10 years old and I still missed this Starbucks gag till now.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n