{"id":8107,"date":"2025-12-07T17:24:22","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T17:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/echo-test\/demo973e36f5\/2025\/12\/07\/snl-mocks-hegseth-trump-over-venezuelan-boat-strikes-in-cold-open-usa-today\/"},"modified":"2025-12-07T17:24:22","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T17:24:22","slug":"snl-mocks-hegseth-trump-over-venezuelan-boat-strikes-in-cold-open-usa-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wpinitiate.com\/echo-test\/demo973e36f5\/2025\/12\/07\/snl-mocks-hegseth-trump-over-venezuelan-boat-strikes-in-cold-open-usa-today\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;SNL&#8217; mocks Hegseth, Trump over Venezuelan boat strikes in cold open &#8211; USA Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Updated Dec. 7, 2025, 11:15 a.m. ET<\/p>\n<div xmlns:xlink=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xlink\">\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/11\/09\/snl-cold-open-trump-government-shutdown-flights\/87108649007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Saturday Night Live<\/a>&#8221; is back to take on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2025\/11\/28\/trump-venezuela-boat-strikes-legal-illegal\/87470197007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">the Trump administration&#8217;s Venezuelan boat strikes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The sketch show&#8217;s latest cold open on Dec. 6 starred <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/09\/09\/snl-cast-weekend-update-colin-jost-michael-che\/86054369007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Colin Jost<\/a> as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/opinion\/voices\/2025\/12\/06\/trump-hegseth-authoritarian-rule-military-unlawful-orders\/87586389007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a> delivering a combative press conference about the United States&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2025\/12\/01\/lawmakers-trump-boat-strikes-venezuela\/87547406007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">recent assault on alleged drug boats<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In the skech, Jost&#8217;s Hegseth, after chugging an energy drink, angrily declared &#8220;we&#8217;re now at war with Venezuela,&#8221; and before taking questions, he told reporters to &#8220;pretend I&#8217;m a random fishing boat and fire away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jost as Hegseth then defended what he dubbed &#8220;operation kill everybody,&#8221; and when asked for an official death toll from the strikes, he said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s just say if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we&#8217;ve killed, I&#8217;d really like that number of drinks.&#8221; After one reporter in the sketch suggested the administration&#8217;s &#8220;so-called war on smugglers is a smokescreen for regime change,&#8221; Jost&#8217;s Hegseth admitted, &#8220;Of course that&#8217;s what we&#8217;re doing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jost&#8217;s Hegseth went on to insist that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/politics\/donald-trump\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">President Donald Trump<\/a> has his back and is a &#8220;high-energy alpha,&#8221; only for the sketch to cut to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/11\/16\/snl-cold-open-epstein-emails-trump\/87251891007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">James Austin Johnson<\/a> as Trump sleeping through the press conference.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping,&#8221; Johnson&#8217;s Trump said after waking up. &#8220;I&#8217;m very much awake. Now, someone quickly tell me: Where am I, who am I, and what year might it be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He added, &#8220;I stand by Pete, and nothing can change my mind. Unless, of course, it could hurt me in any way, in which case I&#8217;ll throw him under one of Mamdani&#8217;s free busses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The sketch ended with Trump once again falling asleep, this time while standing up, leading Hegseth to say, &#8220;We&#8217;ve got to get him to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2025\/12\/01\/donald-trump-white-house-mri\/87553531007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">another MRI<\/a> before he wakes up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cold open also featured <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/05\/13\/snl-sarah-sherman-aimee-lou-wood-white-lotus-impression\/83602727007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Sarah Sherman<\/a> reviving her impersonation of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/politics\/matt-gaetz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Matt Gaetz<\/a>, now as a reporter, and included a nod to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/12\/05\/netflix-to-buy-warner-bros-explained\/87620257007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Netflix&#8217;s proposed purchase of Warner Bros<\/a>. A faux opening bumper for C-SPAN featured a message from the network: &#8220;Hey, Netflix: We&#8217;re for sale, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/celebrities\/2025\/08\/13\/melissa-mccarthy-husband-ben-falcone-date-night\/85638986007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Melissa McCarthy<\/a> hosted the first episode of &#8220;SNL&#8221; since mid-November after the show took a three-week break around the Thanksgiving holiday. This marked McCarthy&#8217;s sixth time serving as host on &#8220;SNL,&#8221; but first time doing so since 2017. She previously won an Emmy for her work on the show.<\/p>\n<figure><img fetchpriority=\"high\" data-g-r=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/gcdn\/authoring\/authoring-images\/2025\/12\/07\/USAT\/87656604007-nup-209436-00009.JPG?width=660&#038;height=441&#038;fit=crop&#038;format=pjpg&#038;auto=webp\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump and Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth on \"Saturday Night Live\" on Dec. 6, 2025.\"><\/figure>\n<p>The previous episode of &#8220;SNL&#8221; in November <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/11\/16\/snl-cold-open-epstein-emails-trump\/87251891007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">opened with a sketch spoofing<\/a> Trump&#8217;s reaction to the release of emails written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/celebrities\/2025\/11\/14\/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-emails\/87275348007\/\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">convicted sex offender Jeffrey E<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/celebrities\/2025\/11\/14\/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-emails\/87275348007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">p<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/celebrities\/2025\/11\/14\/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-emails\/87275348007\/\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">stein<\/a>. In the sketch, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/09\/02\/snl-new-cast-members-departures\/85942286007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Ashley Padilla<\/a> played <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2025\/11\/26\/white-house-press-secretary-karoline-leavitts-relative-ice-custody\/87480385007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt<\/a>, insisting in a briefing that &#8220;if anything, [Trump&#8217;s] crime was loving too much, and possibly too young.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Johnson as Trump then took the podium to declare that he &#8220;barely knew&#8221; Epstein, &#8220;as evidenced by the thousands of pictures of us together, dancing and grinding our teeth at various parties, always leering and pointing at something just off camera \u2212 probably a book we&#8217;re excited to read.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img fetchpriority=\"high\" data-g-r=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/gcdn\/authoring\/authoring-images\/2025\/12\/07\/USAT\/87656607007-nup-209436-00008.JPG?width=660&#038;height=441&#038;fit=crop&#038;format=pjpg&#038;auto=webp\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Sarah Sherman, Bowen Yang and Mikey Day on \"Saturday Night Live\" on Dec. 6, 2025.\"><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;SNL&#8221; is seven episodes into its 51st season, which kicked off in early October after a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/09\/12\/ego-nwodim-snl-exit\/86112592007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">cast exodus over the summer hiatus<\/a>. Prior to McCarthy, Bad Bunny, Amy Poehler, Sabrina Carpenter, Miles Teller and Nikki Glaser have served as hosts this season.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/picture-gallery\/entertainment\/tv\/2025\/02\/11\/snl-50-anniversary-cast-members-history-photos\/78395200007\/\" data-t-l=\"\u2691g:l|l|c|view gallery:inline promo\" aria-label=\"View Gallery - SNL 50th anniversary: A look at the top cast members in show's history\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" data-g-r=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/gcdn\/authoring\/authoring-images\/2025\/02\/10\/USAT\/78395211007-5319.JPG?crop=2585,1454,x134,y503&#038;width=660&#038;height=372&#038;format=pjpg&#038;auto=webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/gcdn\/authoring\/authoring-images\/2025\/02\/10\/USAT\/78395211007-5319.JPG?crop=2585,1454,x134,y503&#038;width=1320&#038;height=744&#038;format=pjpg&#038;auto=webp 2x\" decoding=\"async\" alt width=\"660\" height=\"372\"><svg><use xlink:href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/#gnt_svg_camera\" \/><\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Who&#8217;s hosting &#8216;SNL&#8217; next week?<\/h2>\n<p>&#8220;SNL&#8221; will be back for two consecutive weeks of episodes before the end of 2025.<\/p>\n<p>On Dec. 13, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/movies\/2024\/04\/27\/josh-oconnor-mike-faist-talk-challengers\/73413016007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Josh O&#8217;Connor<\/a>, star of the third <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/movies\/2025\/11\/25\/knives-out-daniel-craig-wake-up-dead-man\/87378058007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">&#8220;Knives Out&#8221; mystery &#8220;Wake Up Dead Man,&#8221;<\/a> will take the stage and host with musical guest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/music\/2025\/11\/20\/lily-allen-west-end-girl-david-harbour\/87374597007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Lily Allen<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s episode will be followed a week later by &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/entertainment\/movies\/2025\/11\/18\/wicked-for-good-movie-review\/87258174007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Wicked: For Good<\/a>&#8221; star <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/entertainment\/music\/ariana-grande\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Ariana Grande<\/a> returning as host accompanied by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/picture-gallery\/life\/music\/2013\/09\/17\/cher-a-woman-for-the-ages\/2826271\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" data-t-l=\":b|e|k|\u2691u\">Cher<\/a>, who is serving as the &#8220;SNL&#8221; musical guest for the first time since 1987.<\/p>\n<p><em>Contributing: Thao Nguyen<\/em> <em>and Zac Anderson<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Updated Dec. 7, 2025, 11:15 a.m. ET &#8220;Saturday Night Live&#8221; is back to take on the Trump administration&#8217;s Venezuelan boat strikes. The sketch show&#8217;s latest cold open on Dec. 6 starred Colin Jost as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth delivering a combative press conference about the United States&#8217; recent assault on alleged drug boats. 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