Dames! Detectives! Dodging unwanted advances! From the people who brought you The Spanish Pigeon and Dial R for Room Service comes “The Big Nap” – the ultimate film noir parody. Fasten your seatbelts it’s going to be a bumpy parody. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE SKETCH COMEDY https://www.youtube.com/c/NotSpicyEnough Featuring: Cece Lucero-Trask & Tuesday Grant Marc …
Monthly Archives: May 2021
Everything You Probably Didn’t Know About Showering (According To Science)
There’s been a lot of discussion in the news lately about how frequently one needs to take a shower, with several articles claiming that daily showers are unnecessary and even unhealthy. But frequency is just one aspect of showering about which many of us are woefully misinformed. It is detrimental to wash your butthole at …
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11 Surefire Tricks To Never Smoke Again
Always be covered in gasoline Join a human centipede Only smoke underwater Build a time machine, go back in time to the day before you started smoking, and kill yourself Start a petition to rename cigarettes “baby wieners” Replace one cigarette in the pack with a tiny stick of dynamite Die from lung cancer Have …
The 10 Best Ways To Get Pregnant
Since you hit puberty everyone’s been yakking at you about how to not get pregnant and that’s only left you to wonder “how do you get pregnant?” Well, today’s your lucky day because here are the best ways! Swallow a baby Trust a man using new male-contraceptives Abstinence-only education Make your uterus a great place …
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It’s Time We Stopped Pretending That Puzzles Are Fun
It goes without saying that the coronavirus pandemic has completely changed all of our lives and what our day to day looks like. It’s safe to assume that we’re more than ready to kick the vast majority of these New Normals to the curb and go back to doing things like, I dunno, standing closer …
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This Dad’s Photoshoot Of His Baby Doing Manly Things Is Hysterical
Originally published January 24, 2020 I don’t know for sure because I haven’t done it, but becoming a parent has got to be one of the scariest journeys to embark on. The process of growing a tiny person inside your body?? Nightmare fuel. And even if you’re not the one doing the incubating, becoming responsible …
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Welcome To America with Gad Elmaleh and Ron Livingston
Gad Elmaleh Struggles with a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol officer (Ron Livingston), giving the Moroccan born comedian his first taste of The United States Of America. Actor Gad Elmaleh Actor Ron Livingston Director/Show Lead Aristotle Athiras Writer Langan Kingsley Executive Producer Kate Lilly Producer Hans Sahni Cinematographer Matt Sweeney Cinematographer Matt Krueger Hair and …
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This University Has A ‘Draw Danny DeVito Wall’ And I Want To Enroll
Originally published 11 October 2019 There are a lot of admirable Americans out there, but there is only one Danny DeVito. And I think that we all know he’s the one true king of American icons. Which is why we’re all so enthralled — no, dare I say, enamoured by him. That’s why there was …
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This Cat Is Doing His Best, Ok
Listen. The pandemic has been hard on everyone, and we’ve all been coping in different ways. Probably somewhere around 30% of Americans have become addicted to baking sourdough bread, I’ve become way too emotionally invested in the lives of the birds that come to my bird feeder and a lot more lenient about the definition …