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The saying goes “work smarter, not harder,” but what if instead of working smarter, you worked really, really hard creating a lie so elaborate it eventually involves the cops to avoid working at all? It doesn’t sound like the best plan, because it’s not, but it does make for a good story. Police in Coolidge, …
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Millennials have ruined the housing market, department stores, chain restaurants, and many other industries, and now, they’ve joined TikTok – but surprisingly, they haven’t ruined it. In fact, they’ve actually made it… better? This is AWESOME because I have (finally) been able to send my co-workers TikToks that they actually relate to. Not only has …
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Good thing nothing catastrophic like this pandemic happened back when they decided to dump a bunch of kids in the desert to fend for themselves on a reality show. Or did it? via GIPHY ABOUT KID NATION Welcome to Kid Nation, one of the most insane reality TV shows ever made, where unaccompanied minors are …
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Put on your detective hat (and a warm coat), there’s a very, very cold case to solve. In Ontario, Canada during the winter of 1934, Harold Heaven disappeared from his cabin. Local police searched the woods and dredged the lake but Harold was never found, and with no more leads to follow the case was …
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Originally published March 2019 Across this wide world one thing that brings people together is sport. Soccer, football, basketball, wrestling, there’s no shortage of sports and games that are globally enjoyed. And then… there are the lesser known ones. Things like Irish and Gaelic hurling (which is WILD if you’ve never seen it), Kabaddi, hell …
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Remember when eating fast food used to be fun? Over the past few decades, fast food and superstores have become a fairly universal (and often nostalgic) part of people’s hometown experiences. There was probably a 24-hour franchised diner that you and your friends would hang out at on Friday nights, and there was always one …
Every time Donald Trump gives a speech, there’s a profoundly uncomfortable feeling that washes over you – a feeling that’s familiar, but hard to place. Is it Deja Vu? Have you been here before? What is he talking about? How is he simultaneously the person who is supposed to be speaking as President of The …
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Every residence, whether it’s an apartment or bungalow or houseboat, comes with it’s own, erm, surprises. No home is perfect or completely as advertised, unless you’re rich and you’re out here buying places that are actually flawless (in which case, get the hell out of here). When I moved into my apartment the renovations were …
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UPDATE: Drunk Bus now officially has a distribution partner (FilmRise), a release date (May 21st), and this awesome trailer: Due to COVID-19, South By Southwest, along with many other festivals across the world, was not able to hold its in-person festival this year, and while some of its shorts and features opted for temporary virtual …
Originally published October 2020 Dear Toddler with some pretty Loud Opinions, First and foremost, the fact that you most certainly cannot read yet must be acknowledged, so before I begin I’d like to please request that your parents or whoever is in charge of wiping your butt recite this letter to you on my behalf. …
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